Taking you around the internet for your afternoon enjoyment.

Not only is he (allegedly) a steroid user and philanderer: But Roger Clemens is also a bad tipper. Horrors! [Herald]

The Celtics crush a man’s dream: No, they haven’t lost Game 5. Boston was the one NBA team that didn’t give Drew Cieszynski a free ticket as he blogged his quest to attend a basketball game in every NBA arena. [Deadspin]

One clip of brilliance: A NESN camera guy brought his own equipment to Fenway Park and recorded a time lapse film called One Day at Fenway. Check it out—it’s very soothing. [Vimeo via Universal Hub]

Massachusetts is the place to be: UMass reports that our state’s economy grew six times faster than the nation’s, and that we’ve been spared the worst of the foreclosure crisis. Sweet. [Boston.com]

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We will find the perfect fake tan: We’re on a mission.

Something fishy: We check out the magic behind Legal Seafood.